A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes
orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp
twelve year old Daniel Radcliff shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet
That's ok. Harry Potter has sold billions of books, made billions at box office, made it possible for all fantasy series to exist, made child literacy cool, has not 1 but 2 theme parks, has an entire music genre, inspired an international sport, and changed the lives of millions.